Hey y'all. I have been away since January really (I popped back very briefly at one point but I think I just deleted some stuff) but it seems I am back now. I've been working my way through your submissions and I think I only have some stuff by `pupasoul and =MalvaAlcea left (but neither of them watch me so not sure why I'm mentioning that here...), plus a few things submitted in the last few days.

Why was I away so long? Well, basically it was work. University has been crazy busy the last few months. I'm taking a Chinese module as an outside course unit (my degree's maths) but the workload is ridiculous considering it only counts for a sixth of the course. And I'm bottom of the class, which I don't like. I'm not used to it and I don't like the fact that everyone else knows so much more than me, even though I know most of them have reasons for it, like a Chinese boyfriend, or five years of Japanese or whatever (not to mention degrees which let them spend twenty hours a week on the Chinese if they want to). And the coursework for the maths has been flooding in before and after the Easter break. To be honest, I'm looking forward to the exam period because them I'll be able to work to my own timetable and it'll be a helluva lot more relaxed.

Erm yeah okay that turned into a bit more detail than I intended.

Do you remember the riddles I gave you ages ago? I'll give you another week or so (maybe a bit less) to think about them again, and then I'll post the answers.
Riddles can be found here.
Answers are now updated. [link]

Here are my three next-oldest deviations:


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